certified overthinker✦certified 5 foot one girl✦seven coffees a day, minimum✦still manifesting a vampire boyfriend✦runs a bit, emphasis on a bit✦mind going 100mph, 24/7✦am i normal? tbd✦socially awkward some days, unstoppable the rest✦certified overthinker✦certified 5 foot one girl✦seven coffees a day, minimum✦still manifesting a vampire boyfriend✦runs a bit, emphasis on a bit✦mind going 100mph, 24/7✦am i normal? tbd✦socially awkward some days, unstoppable the rest✦

the blog

everything I've published, oldest opinions to newest ones. reader discretion advised, mostly regarding my judgment.

He showed up at my place (a cautionary tale)

a one night stand, a ghosting, then he had my address. lesson learned: never let them come to you.

Aug 13, 2026·4 min readread it →

Online dating enters real life problems

hopped back on Hinge and immediately developed a fear of running into every person I've ever swiped on at the grocery store. we need to talk about this.

Aug 4, 2026·3 min readread it →

Am I overly fantasy romantic?

asking the real questions: knight on a horse, hot vampire, or a full-blown Violet-and-Xaden obsession? asking for a friend (me).

Aug 1, 2026·2 min readread it →

welcome to bip bopping bloggin (the only AI generated thing here is my grammar)

23 in 11 days, currently ignoring my corporate job to write this instead of finishing my birthday plans. an overshare, as promised.

Jul 30, 2026·4 min readread it →